Topping the list of my crazy food ideas today, I present to you, cheese on ‘toast’. What’s special about that I hear you ask? Well, the ‘bread’ is actually a tin of tuna blended with an egg & a bit of baking powder, microwaved then toasted… witchcraft
*Tastes neither overly fishy or eggy. Can also use cooked chicken but I had none. Think tuna melt panini*
1 tin tuna (well drained)
1 egg
1/2 tspn baking powder
Pepper
Can add herbs / garlic powder etc but I got giddy & forgot
Blend thoroughly
Takeaway container
Microwave 4 mins
Tip out, cool slightly, slice in two
Toast both sides
Add cheese
Get bubbly
Scoff
1. Smoked salmon and asparagus tortellini pasta
Smoked salmon and asparagus tortellini pasta with Creme fraiche and crispy salmon skin, tell me that isn’t gorgeous. I dare you!
2. Cheese, pepperoni, spinach, ricotta, mushroom and baked bean pizza
My midnight snack! Made with my own bare hands! No takeaway rubbish for me! Cheese, pepperoni, spinach, ricotta, mushroom and baked bean pizza! You’re all so jealous of this masterpiece of culinary perfection aren’t you?
Someone actually saw this delicacy and wrote: “Looks like you went out on the lash last night, came back, puked up your beans on toast you had for lunch that day on top of the pizza you were about to cook, placed it in the oven and then ate it.”
LOL! But others love it
3. cheese on toast
Please tell me I’m not the only one who makes cheese on toast like this, lashings of marmite grated Cathedral city cheese with a dusting of paprika.
4. Taiwanese cold chilli chicken noodles
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Taiwanese cold chilli chicken noodles (all the sauce is hiding at the bottom of the bowl soz)
5. Pasta with a tomato sauce
Pasta with a tomato sauce made from fresh garden tomatoes and peppers, zucchini and mushrooms sauteed on the side and tossed in at the last second. California Chevre stirred into the sauce and fresh Parmesan grated on top. Served with a local Merlot in a margarita glass from the dollar store.
5. Borscht
Moving to Russia, so I thought I’d have a go at making Borscht… Think I need a bigger pot
6. Smoked Haddock
Smoked Haddock, wilted buttered spinach and fluffy well seasoned mash with even more butter
Delightful
7. Jamaican jerk wood fired chicken and BBQ Scottish langoustines
Dolly mixture tonight, Jamaican jerk wood fired chicken and BBQ Scottish langoustines, with Greek potatoes, Greek/Polish salad and a Indian wood fired naan. Was lovely though.
8. Bak Jang
Thai delicasy called Bak Jang. Steam glutinous rice dumpling with Thai sausage, pork, mushroom, salted egg yolk, chestnut
